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Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:06 am
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Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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| Kain wrote: | | chicken4eve wrote: | There's 4 nuns in a car 1 driving and the other 3 passengers. So there driving along a road and the devil jumps up on there bonnet.
The 1'st nun says to the driver put your windscreen wipers on and you might knock him off. So she puts the windscreen wipers on it knocks the devil but he manages to stay on.
The 2nd nun says to the driver to put the windscreen washers on and he might slip off. So she put the windscreen washers on but the devil manages to stay on.
The 3rd nun says to show him your cross. So the driver leans out of the car and says get off my car you f****** b******!!!!!!!!
Another 1
There's a boy in a R.E. class that falls asleep. So the teacher asks him who created the world. His friend pokes him in the back with a pencil and the boy shouts god!!!!! The teacher say good
The boy falls back asleep so the teacher asks him who was god's son his friend pokes him in the back again with a pencil and he says Jesus Christ!! The teacher says well done and the boy falls back to sleep.
Noticing that the boy had fallen asleep AGAIN she asks him What did Mary say after giving birth to Jesus. His friend pokes him in the back with a pencil again and the boy shouted if you poke that thing in me one more time i'm gunna kill you!!!! |
lol........R.E. class? |
Religion Education... UK = Different ciriculum then US
I heard the joke a little differently, and the punchline went
And what did Eve tell Adam after birthing their 99th son?
-pokes kid-
YOU POKE ME WITH THAT (gosh darn) THING ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO BREAK IT OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR (butt) |
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:16 am
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Joined: 06 Nov 2007
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Location: Wrexham, Wales, UK
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yep i was thinking that the curriculum was diff
the joke is going to be changed i mean it's traveled from 1 country to another |
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:46 am
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| lol, I've heard SO many variations of jokes |
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:32 pm
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Team Heelys - New England
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
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Location: Hudson, MA
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| XxHeelyZxX wrote: | heres a joke i heard from Kylie xD this one may turn u off to mayo 4ever
ok theres this teenage dude (like 16-17) and he brings his gf home to .. u noe ... "go the whole mile" the dude says "shh we can do it on my bunk bed but we have to be quiet cuz my lil bro is sleeping." "if you want it harder, say lettuce. if you want a different position, say tomato."
so all night they kept saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, !
finally, the lil bro wakes up and says " hey! will you stop making salad up there? you're getting mayonnaise all over my face! "
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HAHAH i heard that in 5th grade!!!! whenever we wanted to talk about it in school we'd say skii but then all the teachers figured it out... |
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H2: you shure you wanna be PEAR? you no u could be RAPE?
aha, sorry, i just had too
seth:i wrapped my neieces heelys in a fruitcake box
GH: boo
XxHeelyZxX:boo-er
drummer: the j stands for janice
AJ: dude
AJ: you said you wouldnt tell
AJ: well you humiliated me enough you can say my first name too
drummer: andres
drummer: his dad is mexican
drummer: i know ur real name
AJ: no you dont
Dark: andrew jackson?
GH: alice?
AJ: yes its alice...
Slicer: alice is my name to people who are poor at typing.
seth1230: and iŽll be all like but i can go alone now cause im 15 and hailey can pick me up and give me a piggy back ride to the park |
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