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< Cesspit ~ Something better than Heelys...> |
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Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:35 pm
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Museum Curator
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 1475
Location: Central North Dakota, aka The Middle of Nowhere
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Let him start with them on. Watch him try to get a running start (You actually can tippy-toe to skate on those things.. sort of. Does that violate Heelys' patent?). Come on, we can at least pretend it's a fair contest.
Here's an idea, Jcardin. You wanna make your case here? Post a vid. Show us how fast you can go on level ground with those on. And then half a dozen Heelers will absolutely toast you.
Grindplates? Strap one of these things to a pair of Soap shoes and there you go*!
*: To the hospital, probably. |
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Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:42 pm
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 45
Location: ~*~ Some where in Fuedul Japan with my heelys!~*~
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL!!! *laughs so hard* LOLOLOLOL!!!! Are you kidding me?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL! I wouldnt even put those things on any kid,no matter what the age! LOLOLOLOLOOL!! *wipes tears from eyes* How can you even turn on those things!!!! I bet people have spent more money on heelys than those "things" you call skates.LOOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! |
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Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:50 pm
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Team Heelys - Northeast
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 1803
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Did you guys watch the "how to put these things on video?"
You unscrew them .. put them on .. size it .. take them off .. tighten it (with some little tool) .. then put it back on .. strap and tighten.
The video to put them on is a minute and a half! I was laughing myself silly the whole time. You just gotta be joking.
And psst - I think is "feudal" not "Fuedul" |
_________________ [Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
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Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:18 am
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Museum Curator
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
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Location: Central North Dakota, aka The Middle of Nowhere
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To be fair, you only have to size 'em once. That's the way it's supposed to be, anyway. I'm just curious how they're supposed to not slide up and down the foot. It's not like shoelaces. How deeply do you have to dig that strap into your ankle before the things are guaranteed to stay on? |
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Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:50 am
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Heelys Encyclopedia
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
Posts: 2974
Location: Representing SouthEast
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Slicer wrote: | To be fair, you only have to size 'em once. That's the way it's supposed to be, anyway. I'm just curious how they're supposed to not slide up and down the foot. It's not like shoelaces. How deeply do you have to dig that strap into your ankle before the things are guaranteed to stay on? |
this is making me curious |
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Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:52 am
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Team Heelys - Northeast
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 1803
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Slicer wrote: | To be fair, you only have to size 'em once. That's the way it's supposed to be, anyway. I'm just curious how they're supposed to not slide up and down the foot. It's not like shoelaces. How deeply do you have to dig that strap into your ankle before the things are guaranteed to stay on? |
Actually, you still need to do it once every so often. The thing loosens over time. And you're not going to wear the same shoes all the time either. That's going to account for slight varying widths.
Also, once you have it tight (it never feels secure, ever), you need to loosen it get it off. If you don't, it wasn't really snug to begin with.
In all honesty, I've never seen even one in public. I can't imagine I ever will.
MDHZ |
_________________ [Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
David: Hey RU there ?
H33LYcRaZeD: yeah
David: How things ?
H33LYcRaZeD: thongs arte good
Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes |
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Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:39 pm
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Team Heelys - SoCal
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
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Oh dear. Of all the stupid things I have ever seen in my life, these are the stupidest. And have you seen the "How to Togo" video? Those tricks are to die for. Gosh, I dunno what I'd do with that much skill...
http://www.togoskates.com/images/watch_video.jpg |
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:40 pm
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Heelys Encyclopedia
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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Location: Representing SouthEast
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i tried those out today and im used to walking toe heel from heelys and its surprisingly difficult to walk in thos tthe wheels are so annoying |
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:58 pm
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Wha? Did you buy some togos? HaHa! SUCKER!
Naw...I'm just kidding. Actually if you did buy a pair, I can give you some "cliffs notes" and pointers on how to make them sturdy n' safe and how to walk in them etc... |
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:01 pm
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Heelys Encyclopedia
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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Location: Representing SouthEast
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jcardin wrote: | Wha? Did you buy some togos? HaHa! SUCKER!
Naw...I'm just kidding. Actually if you did buy a pair, I can give you some "cliffs notes" and pointers on how to make them sturdy n' safe and how to walk in them etc... |
why the hell would i buy those?
some stand at the mall is selling those lil flashing rollers and lets kids try them and he saw me with my heelys shirt and was like hey i bet you would like flashing rollers better then heelys, funny because they were right in front of sportinaction which sells heelys so as soon as kids try those funky things they went to buy heelys.
the price for those things are unbeleivable! |
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:03 pm
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Team Heelys - SoCal
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
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seth1230 wrote: | some stand at the mall is selling those lil flashing rollers |
And you didnt buy me any?!?!?
seth1230 wrote: | the price for those things are unbeleivable! |
Oh boy. How much are they charging for these? |
_________________ Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes
seth1230™: we be on our hoes all day.
seth1230™: i mean shoes.
DeezUU: I keep my shoes in check on the daily
DeezUU: gotta keep your gimphand strong!!
seth1230™: im on a boat and
HannahHeelz: it's going fast and
heelingforlyfe™: i've got a nautical themed, pashmina afghan
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:04 pm
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Heelys Encyclopedia
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49.00
for that much you can buy a nice pair of the octanes on sale on zappos |
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:06 pm
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Team Heelys - Midwest
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
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sounds like a nice sale . . . |
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:07 pm
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Team Heelys - SoCal
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
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seth1230 wrote: | 49.00
for that much you can buy a nice pair of the octanes on sale on zappos |
You're joking...
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_________________ Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes
seth1230™: we be on our hoes all day.
seth1230™: i mean shoes.
DeezUU: I keep my shoes in check on the daily
DeezUU: gotta keep your gimphand strong!!
seth1230™: im on a boat and
HannahHeelz: it's going fast and
heelingforlyfe™: i've got a nautical themed, pashmina afghan
SEBASS IZ MAH BESFRANNNN. |
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:08 pm
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Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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Location: Philly, PA
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my sister told me when she was at the mall she saw them and someone said you got heelys? and my sister said no my sister does. So the guy said well if your looking for wheels for heelys for her for Christmas then these are it. My sister gave him a face and said i dont think there it and walked away. My sister who know NOTHING bout heelys even knew they were crappies(not in those words tho) |
_________________ [Sat 17:51] Laina_Heelz: ht its gonna be nice here...should be nice there...though i live not in the same state
[Sat 17:51] HeelyTrickster:Laina that sounded like a poem
[Tue 0:42] HeelysBabe:Im just trying to kill the time
Tue 0:43] merlyn_DHC:Kill time??
[Tue 0:43] merlyn_DHC:Isn't wasting time bad enough?
[Tue 0:43] merlyn_DHC:You have to KILL it ?!
[Thu 14:50] Big Mac: i had crabs once
[Thu 14:50] Big Mac: they kept hurting me though
[Thu 15:18] seth1230™: big mac....crabs are like lice...but that live down there....instead of up there...
laina: ugh! my kitchen is getting done and theres like no food so guess what lunch is if my mom dont give me money......PENUT BUTT
laina: oops! lol |
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