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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

the grass tickles their balls

Team Heelys - SoCal Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: -123845

ughh. you guys are horrible.
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Team Heelys - Midwest Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 8388607

if a quiz makes you quizzical, what does a test make you?

Team Heelys - Northeast Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 781

a testicle

Team Heelys - Midwest Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 8388607

Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 81 Location: California!

You guys have dirty little jokes and horrible minds

ok this is straight from Little Johnny rofl

The teacher of a first grade class gives instructions to the little boys on how to go to the bathroom.

The teacher tells them the following:
One - unzip your zipper
Two - pull your pecker out
Three - stroke the skin back
Four - take a pee
Five - stroke the skin forward
Six - put it away and zip up the zipper

So the boys go to do their thing and return a few minutes later. The teacher asks, "Where is Little Johnny?"

One of the boys replies "He is still in the bathroom."

The teacher goes down the hall to the boy's restroom and hears Little Johnny "Three, Five, Three, Five, Three, Five............"

another one..

One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher.

In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Alex standing right over her. He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep.

She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay. Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO"

"But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps."

So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do."

A few minutes later the teacher says "OH.that's not my bellybutton."And Johnny says, "that's not my finger."

Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 567 Location: Centerville, Ohio

What....?

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 217 Location: Canada

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”

Team Heelys - SoCal Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: -123845

Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Posts: 192 Location: Wrexham, Wales, UK

There's 4 nuns in a car 1 driving and the other 3 passengers. So there driving along a road and the devil jumps up on there bonnet.

The 1'st nun says to the driver put your windscreen wipers on and you might knock him off. So she puts the windscreen wipers on it knocks the devil but he manages to stay on.

The 2nd nun says to the driver to put the windscreen washers on and he might slip off. So she put the windscreen washers on but the devil manages to stay on.

The 3rd nun says to show him your cross. So the driver leans out of the car and says get off my car you f****** b******!!!!!!!!

Another 1

There's a boy in a R.E. class that falls asleep. So the teacher asks him who created the world. His friend pokes him in the back with a pencil and the boy shouts god!!!!! The teacher say good

The boy falls back asleep so the teacher asks him who was god's son his friend pokes him in the back again with a pencil and he says Jesus Christ!! The teacher says well done and the boy falls back to sleep.

Noticing that the boy had fallen asleep AGAIN she asks him What did Mary say after giving birth to Jesus. His friend pokes him in the back with a pencil again and the boy shouted if you poke that thing in me one more time i'm gunna kill you!!!!

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1548 Location: Ohio