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what is similar about Treasure Island and Pleasure island?
you aim to get BOOTY in both

pshhhh boys....

xD srry lol hehe

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1548 Location: Ohio

OMG that was the dumbest joke ever..... Razz

this one is from laina cuz shes too afraid to post it herself *glares at laina*

ok so theres 4 floors in an apartment
top floor is a guy who likes to play with knives, 3rd floor is a guy who sticks his dick out the window, 2 floor is a guy who like to pain things green, and 1st floor is guy who likes to eat pickles
so the guy with the knives drops one and falls out the window...it then chops the guys dick off
it just so happens the guy who paints things green was looking out the window and caught it, deciding to paint it green
it slips out his hand into the guy who eats pickles...hmm this looks good

NASTY!!!!

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1548 Location: Ohio

um.....lol?

heres a joke i heard from Kylie xD this one may turn u off to mayo 4ever

ok theres this teenage dude (like 16-17) and he brings his gf home to .. u noe ... "go the whole mile" the dude says "shh we can do it on my bunk bed but we have to be quiet cuz my lil bro is sleeping." "if you want it harder, say lettuce. if you want a different position, say tomato."
so all night they kept saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, !
finally, the lil bro wakes up and says " hey! will you stop making salad up there? you're getting mayonnaise all over my face! "

Joined: 27 Oct 2007 Posts: 31

LMAOOO!!!

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1548 Location: Ohio

Ok here's mine

There was a family living in a house; a little kid named Billy, and his mom and dad. He always paid a lot of attention to his parents, and learned a lot of things from them. Thanksgiving was coming up soon.

One day, Billy heard his mom and dad fighting, calling each other a bitch and bastard. Billy walks in and says, "mommy, daddy, what does that mean". They hesitated, and told him "well....bitch means girls, and bastard means boys". Billy walked away.

A week or two later, he heard them in the bedroom talking about condoms and dildos. He walked in and asked "mommy, daddy, what are those?". Again, they hesitated with their response, but said "Condoms are hats, and dildos are coats". He walked off.

A few days later, he heard from the bathroom his dad saying "Oh Shit!!!". He walked in, and his dad had cut himself with the razor. He said "daddy, what does that mean?". He said "um...well....shit means....shaving". Billy walked away.

The day before Thanksgiving, he heard his mom in the kitchen. She shouted "Fuck!!!!", and Billy walked in. "mommy, what does that mean?". She cut her finger while cutting the turkey, so she said "um....it means.....cutting something". So Billy walked away.

It was Thanksgiving Day, and Billy's mom and dad were busy. The guests arrived, and they wanted Billy to get the door. He walked to the door, opened it, and said "Greetings bitches and bastards. Take off your condoms and dildos and come right in. My dad's in the bathroom shitting his face, and my mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey".

Enough, or I bring out Little Johnny.

And you don't want Little Johnny.

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1548 Location: Ohio

Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 567 Location: Centerville, Ohio

No, it's not. Google.

Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 1548 Location: Ohio

Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 567 Location: Centerville, Ohio

In a grotesque immature rude way yes.

In the way of being funny or not, it wasn't terrible at all. It made me laugh even though I totally didn't want to.