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Slicer
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:19 am  Reply with quote
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That's a great idea, what can go wrong?!

So I'm woken up at 5 AM by my door opening. I get my glasses on and all I see.. is CELLPHONE. I'm not even kidding. Someone is pointing a phone at my face and using it as a flashlight.

I could have reacted violently. Something was telling me not to, maybe because I couldn't see anything, maybe because I heard them talking in higher voices.. I don't know. So all I did was jump into the other room and call the cops.

I'm glad I didn't go after them myself. It turned out to be just three of the STUPIDEST teenagers (17-19? dunno) EVER to exist. Their excuse was that they were trying to keep warm. Dude! It was fuckin' 5 AM! How the hell did they GET HERE, and why THIS apartment-converted house? Why not the fucking convenience store four blocks down?!

And if they were burglars, they've gotta be the WORST burglars ever, I'm talking worse than Home Alone. There's nothing here, guys! I don't have anything worth stealing! Go burglarize the fucking rich!

I've gotta find a good way to talk to these fuckers and find out what drove them to come in here.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:41 am  Reply with quote
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Oh my crap I don't believe this shit.

They were trying to get to Apartment 1. This is Apartment 2. It's not really clear that these ARE apartments because it's a converted house.

They didn't say ANYTHING about this while they were here, and the only reason I know this is because the next-door neighbor was freaking out.

Sigh. I don't wanna get innocent people fucked over this. I'll add the county courthouse to the list of Places Slicer's Heeled.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:54 pm  Reply with quote
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wow, wtf is wrong with people these days. i dont understand how people can steal shit and still be able to use it without feeling ANY guilt. seriously.

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Slicer
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:01 pm  Reply with quote
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You missed it, Emma. They didn't actually steal anything, they just walked into the wrong apartment.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:48 pm  Reply with quote



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HAHAHAHA slicer thats hilarious. There is no way they were trying to steal your stuff, or they wouldnt be shining a light in your face.

Its a good thing you acted like you did, if it were me being woken up at 5 by some random people in my house i would probably be throwing fists. Id feel bad after but thats not somthing that normaly happens.

Lol have fun in court Very Happy
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Slicer
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:56 pm  Reply with quote
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Didn't have to go. Shit ended up getting settled before that.

Since they had a cellphone in my face I figured they were recording me to put on Youtube or something. Also I heard the high voices of college kids, they sure as hell didn't SOUND like burglars...

Yeah, shit was weird.

But since they were in the wrong place they were as scared of me as I was of them.. lol

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Haha sounded like fun Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:43 am  Reply with quote



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I missed the bit how they got in... did they break in, or you forgot to lock the door?

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Slicer
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:27 pm  Reply with quote
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Didn't bother locking the door. It's North Dakota, after all. Too COLD for low-level night crimes.

But yeah, I started locking it after THAT... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:23 am  Reply with quote



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Ah... sounds like a nice enough place. I didn't know there were that many places left were people don't lock the doors. Even though our neighbourhood is supposedly nice, I find it hard to sleep peacefully without locks, alarms, a dog, and a 12 gauge magnum. Smile Then again I'm probably a bit overly careful/paranoid. Very Happy

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