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Slicer
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 4:19 pm  Reply with quote
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Size 9 Heelys mega/plate styles can apparently not be found anywhere at any price.



For fuck's sake, Heelys, pull your heads out of your rectums (an interesting place, I'm sure, but don't you get tired of the scenery?) and either do something with the brand or just sell it. You know, like you could have done with Skechers three years ago?

Seriously, guys, what the hell are you doing over there all day? World of Warcraft? Wild homosexual orgies? Is the CEO too busy getting his pud pulled to bother caring that the company's blowing through a million dollars a quarter? Or is HLYS just the victim of some corporate legal shenanigans over at CSWC, paralyzing the whole damn thing? Or is there a zombie plague over in Carrollton and you guys are too busy rolling away from the undead hordes to sell the sizes we want?

I haven't heard a peep out of corporate for years.

Whatever you are doing, you are doing it wrong. I had some hope when they finally got a sensible website, but alas, that hope was dashed.

And I know it's been dead here on Heelychat. That's because the brand is dead. And it's probably going to stay dead unless a miracle happens and Heelys sells it to people who know what they're doing, or we wait until 2017 when the patents start expiring.

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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 7:21 pm  Reply with quote
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probably the WoW at this rate, heard its addicting. It spread around the company
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:01 pm  Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:44 pm  Reply with quote
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oooo emma i didn't know that smiley existed! I would have used that!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:25 pm  Reply with quote
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It's not a smiley, she just ripped the .gif from somewhere else Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:17 pm  Reply with quote
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THEN MAKE IT A SMILEY!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:10 am  Reply with quote



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Slicer wrote:
Size 9 Heelys mega/plate styles can apparently not be found anywhere at any price.

If you know someone in the UK who can ship them to you, Amazon UK has some US9 (UK8) 9117 Torches for £50 (about 75 USD). There's also some US Size 11 Torches in Black/Grey. Sadly Big Torches are heavy, and our overseas postage costs aren't cheap, so total price for large Torches delivered to your door would be the equiv of $75 if you're here in England, or about $120 if you're in the USA.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:25 am  Reply with quote
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wiz13 wrote:
THEN MAKE IT A SMILEY!! Very Happy


FINE!! Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:31 pm  Reply with quote
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Slicer wrote:
wiz13 wrote:
THEN MAKE IT A SMILEY!! Very Happy


FINE!! Razz


gotta love me some uselessness. Smile Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:07 pm  Reply with quote



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[quote="Slicer"]Size 9 Heelys mega/plate styles can apparently not be found anywhere at any price.



For fuck's sake, Heelys, pull your heads out of your rectums (an interesting place, I'm sure, but don't you get tired of the scenery?) and either do something with the brand or just sell it. You know, like you could have done with Skechers three years ago?

Seriously, guys, what the hell are you doing over there all day? World of Warcraft? Wild homosexual orgies? Is the CEO too busy getting his pud pulled to bother caring that the company's blowing through a million dollars a quarter? Or is HLYS just the victim of some corporate legal shenanigans over at CSWC, paralyzing the whole damn thing? Or is there a zombie plague over in Carrollton and you guys are too busy rolling away from the undead hordes to sell the sizes we want?

I haven't heard a peep out of corporate for years.

Whatever you are doing, [b]you are doing it wrong[/b]. I had some hope when they finally got a sensible website, but alas, that hope was dashed.

And I know it's been dead here on Heelychat. That's because the brand is dead. And it's probably going to stay dead unless a miracle happens and Heelys sells it to people who know what they're doing, or we wait until 2017 when the patents start expiring.[/quote]


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing hahahaha slicer your absolutly halarious. Im going to cry when hc...no cant say it. to hard...dies and i will not be able to hear your rants.!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:44 pm  Reply with quote



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haven't been on here in a long ass time, but through the midst of the world called college, I agree with Slicer.

Something needs to change in heelys. I don't know what it is, but something's gotta happen.

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Heelynut
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:07 am  Reply with quote



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In size 9:
I have two Torches (9116)
Also an Evo with Mega wheels (9092)
I may have a 9094 Torch coming.

Also in larger sizes:
I have a 9116 Torch in size 11,

Check out my complete list of Heelys for sale:
http://heelychat.com/viewtopic.php?t=3455

HN


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Slicer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:18 am  Reply with quote
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Is coming?! HN, where in the hell are you *getting* these, some alternate reality where Mike Staffaroni is sill in charge?

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wiz
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:36 pm  Reply with quote
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:O well my main problem is i DON'T know what SIZE heelys i am anymore. i used my size 7 torches when my sneakers were size 6, 7, and 8. Now im like a 10. I wish i could try a pair before buying them
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Slicer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:54 pm  Reply with quote
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Wiz, that means your feet are growing.

*Buy the 11s*. I own a pair of size 12 Torches and there really isn't much difference. You can always shore up the difference in shoes that are a teensy bit too big. Can't do that with shoes that are too small.

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