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Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:17 pm
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Museum Curator
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 1474
Location: Central North Dakota, aka The Middle of Nowhere
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You feel:
Insecure on your Heelys. -1
Decent on your Heelys. 0
About as good on as off your Heelys. 1
Slightly uncomfortable without wheels. 2
Crippled without them. Your feet autonomously go to the start-heeling pattern when you walk. 3
You'd sooner go outside without the rest of your clothes than your wheels. 10
You see a vast, crackless, concrete expanse in front of you. Your first impulse is to:
Walk or run. 0
Are you kidding? Heel! 1
Holy crap, a vast, crackless, concrete expanse?! You better remember this place. 2
...and tell everyone about it on heelychat.com. 3
Buy it, and put ramps on it. 10
Telling your dog to heel is:
Something you do naturally. 0
Something you find difficult to say, as it's hard to comprehend how 'heel' could possibly mean 'stop'. 2
Something you've been trying to do for a while, but he still hasn't gotten the hang of it yet. 10
...he HAS gotten the hang of it. 30
A kid on his Heelys bumps into you at the supermarket. You say:
"Why are you wearing those in here?!" -3 (And why are YOU on this forum?)
"Careful, those things can be dangerous." 0
"Remember, slam your foot down to brake!" 1
"There you are. Did you get the stuff your mother asked you?" 3
At the skate park, you are:
Unknown. 0
Recognized by a few locals. 1
Known as "The Heelys dude". 3 This is actually literally true for me.
Able to wow the locals, even though they're on boards and doing good tricks. 5
The owner- you made it for your own heeling, you just let the kids use it because you're nice. 20
Heel plugs are:
What you usually have in your Heelys. -1
Something you use when appropriate. 0
A necessary evil, but you grimace every time- it beats another pair of shoes though. 1
So personally abhorrent that you'll just use another pair of shoes when you absolutely can't roll. 1
What you put in your Heelys when you're not wearing them, to keep dust and bugs out. 3
A scorched mass of rubber on your driveway after you ritually incinerated them. (And when are you not wearing your Heelys?) 5
On your carpet sits:
A pair of Heelys along with your regular shoes. 0
...and they're clearly the most worn. 1
A few pairs of Heelys. 2
...and not all of them are yours; you have a family after all. 4
Trick question. You replaced your carpet with hardwood floors for one reason. 10
A local politician is on TV railing against the danger of Heelys. You:
Watch neutrally. 0
Turn the TV off, rant, rave, get pissed, etc. 1
Force yourself to watch it, because you intend to use his words against him in public. 3
...and succeed in making him lose the forthcoming election. 10
Casually turn your TV off. The next morning he is found dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull... 50
The local police have found a certain politician dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull. They:
Don't suspect you, because of the footwear. 0
Suspect you, because of the footwear. 1
...and the fact that you went to City Hall over this the other day. 3
...but you don't care, because prison's full of smooth floors and you figure you can rig a pair up. 10
Haven't the remotest clue because you personally converted half the town to heeling. 20
Don't even really investigate, because this guy was getting to be a pain in the ass after the success of the "Wheeled Footbeats" initiative you got started. 100
Weddings:
Come on, who'd wear these to a wedding? 0
You would, but with the plugs in. 1
You would, and without plugs. 3
Who are you kidding? You're heeling down the aisle. 10
...and so's your spouse. 15
...and the priest is wearing a pair, too. 20
Funerals:
Would you seriously wear these to a funeral?! 0
Yes, you would- but plugs in, naturally. 1
You would, wheels in. It's what he would have wanted. 3
You and five companions gracefully, somberly roll along as you carry the casket to its final destination. R. I. P. 20
...because the guy in the coffin did a half-flip. 25
It's your funeral, and you're being buried with them on. 30 |
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Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:55 pm
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Joined: 09 Aug 2006
Posts: 7
Location: Virginia Beach
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:26 pm
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Museum Curator
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 1474
Location: Central North Dakota, aka The Middle of Nowhere
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I'm gonna bump this one for another go. |
_________________ Community: We want new Megas!
a finger on the monkey's paw curls: we get them, and they're hideous |
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Posted:
Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:45 pm
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Team Heelys - Northeast
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 1803
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Slice? And you think I've got issues? |
_________________ [Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
David: Hey RU there ?
H33LYcRaZeD: yeah
David: How things ?
H33LYcRaZeD: thongs arte good
Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:05 pm
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Museum Curator
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 1474
Location: Central North Dakota, aka The Middle of Nowhere
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See, at least I recognize when you're trying to be funny. |
_________________ Community: We want new Megas!
a finger on the monkey's paw curls: we get them, and they're hideous |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:01 pm
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Team Heelys - Northeast
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 1803
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LOL |
_________________ [Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
David: Hey RU there ?
H33LYcRaZeD: yeah
David: How things ?
H33LYcRaZeD: thongs arte good
Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes |
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:04 pm
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Heelys Encyclopedia
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
Posts: 2974
Location: Representing SouthEast
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i got 110 |
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H4L&&&&BiGMaC BE MAH BFFLEZ |
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Posted:
Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:16 pm
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Joined: 28 Dec 2006
Posts: 532
Location: Philly, PA
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Insecure on your Heelys. -1
Decent on your Heelys. 5
About as good on as off your Heelys. 1
Slightly uncomfortable without wheels. 7
Crippled without them. Your feet autonomously go to the start-heeling pattern when you walk. 6
You'd sooner go outside without the rest of your clothes than your wheels. 4
You see a vast, crackless, concrete expanse in front of you. Your first impulse is to:
Walk or run. 0
Are you kidding? Heel! 11
Holy crap, a vast, crackless, concrete expanse?! You better remember this place. 12
...and tell everyone about it on heelychat.com.10
Buy it, and put ramps on it. 10
Telling your dog to heel is:
Something you do naturally. 0
Something you find difficult to say, as it's hard to comprehend how 'heel' could possibly mean 'stop'. 1
Something you've been trying to do for a while, but he still hasn't gotten the hang of it yet. 0
...he HAS gotten the hang of it. 0
A kid on his Heelys bumps into you at the supermarket. You say:
"Why are you wearing those in here?!" -3
"Careful, those things can be dangerous." 0
"Remember, slam your foot down to brake!" 1
"There you are. Did you get the stuff your mother asked you?" 3
At the skate park, you are:
Unknown. 3
Recognized by a few locals. 1
Known as "The Heelys dude". 5
Able to wow the locals, even though they're on boards and doing good tricks. 5
The owner- you made it for your own heeling, you just let the kids use it because you're nice. 2
Heel plugs are:
What you usually have in your Heelys. 0
Something you use when appropriate. 0
A necessary evil, but you grimace every time- it beats another pair of shoes though. 1
So personally abhorrent that you'll just use another pair of shoes when you absolutely can't roll. 0
What you put in your Heelys when you're not wearing them, to keep dust and bugs out. 3
A scorched mass of rubber on your driveway after you ritually incinerated them. (And when are you not wearing your Heelys?) 3
On your carpet sits:
A pair of Heelys along with your regular shoes. 4
...and they're clearly the most worn. 10
A few pairs of Heelys. 2
...and not all of them are yours; you have a family after all. 0
Trick question. You replaced your carpet with hardwood floors for one reason. 10
A local politician is on TV railing against the danger of Heelys. You:
Watch neutrally. 5
Turn the TV off, rant, rave, get pissed, etc. 5
Force yourself to watch it, because you intend to use his words against him in public. 3
...and succeed in making him lose the forthcoming election. 10
Casually turn your TV off. The next morning he is found dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull... 5
The local police have found a certain politician dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull. They:
Don't suspect you, because of the footwear. 0
Suspect you, because of the footwear. 0
...and the fact that you went to City Hall over this the other day. 1
...but you don't care, because prison's full of smooth floors and you figure you can rig a pair up. 10
Haven't the remotest clue because you personally converted half the town to heeling. 15
Don't even really investigate, because this guy was getting to be a pain in the ass after the success of the "Wheeled Footbeats" initiative you got started. 10
Weddings:
Come on, who'd wear these to a wedding? 2
You would, but with the plugs in. 1
You would, and without plugs. 3
Who are you kidding? You're heeling down the aisle. 10
...and so's your spouse. 20
...and the priest is wearing a pair, too. 25
Funerals:
Would you seriously wear these to a funeral?! 0
Yes, you would- but plugs in, naturally. 1
You would, wheels in. It's what he would have wanted. 8
You and five companions gracefully, somberly roll along as you carry the casket to its final destination. R. I. P. 0
...because the guy in the coffin did a half-flip. 10
It's your funeral, and you're being buried with them on. 50
i got 298!(i think!) |
_________________ [Sat 17:51] Laina_Heelz: ht its gonna be nice here...should be nice there...though i live not in the same state
[Sat 17:51] HeelyTrickster:Laina that sounded like a poem
[Tue 0:42] HeelysBabe:Im just trying to kill the time
Tue 0:43] merlyn_DHC:Kill time??
[Tue 0:43] merlyn_DHC:Isn't wasting time bad enough?
[Tue 0:43] merlyn_DHC:You have to KILL it ?!
[Thu 14:50] Big Mac: i had crabs once
[Thu 14:50] Big Mac: they kept hurting me though
[Thu 15:18] seth1230™: big mac....crabs are like lice...but that live down there....instead of up there...
laina: ugh! my kitchen is getting done and theres like no food so guess what lunch is if my mom dont give me money......PENUT BUTT
laina: oops! lol |
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