Heelychat, the forum for heelys, the shoes with wheels - View topic

You feel:

Insecure on your Heelys. -1
Decent on your Heelys. 0
About as good on as off your Heelys. 1
Slightly uncomfortable without wheels. 2
Crippled without them. Your feet autonomously go to the start-heeling pattern when you walk. 3
You'd sooner go outside without the rest of your clothes than your wheels. 10

You see a vast, crackless, concrete expanse in front of you. Your first impulse is to:

Walk or run. 0
Are you kidding? Heel! 1
Holy crap, a vast, crackless, concrete expanse?! You better remember this place. 2
...and tell everyone about it on heelychat.com. 3
Buy it, and put ramps on it. 10

Telling your dog to heel is:

Something you do naturally. 0
Something you find difficult to say, as it's hard to comprehend how 'heel' could possibly mean 'stop'. 2
Something you've been trying to do for a while, but he still hasn't gotten the hang of it yet. 10
...he HAS gotten the hang of it. 30

A kid on his Heelys bumps into you at the supermarket. You say:

"Why are you wearing those in here?!" -3 (And why are YOU on this forum?)
"Careful, those things can be dangerous." 0
"Remember, slam your foot down to brake!" 1
"There you are. Did you get the stuff your mother asked you?" 3

At the skate park, you are:

Unknown. 0
Recognized by a few locals. 1
Known as "The Heelys dude". 3 This is actually literally true for me.
Able to wow the locals, even though they're on boards and doing good tricks. 5
The owner- you made it for your own heeling, you just let the kids use it because you're nice. 20

Heel plugs are:

What you usually have in your Heelys. -1
Something you use when appropriate. 0
A necessary evil, but you grimace every time- it beats another pair of shoes though. 1
So personally abhorrent that you'll just use another pair of shoes when you absolutely can't roll. 1
What you put in your Heelys when you're not wearing them, to keep dust and bugs out. 3
A scorched mass of rubber on your driveway after you ritually incinerated them. (And when are you not wearing your Heelys?) 5

On your carpet sits:

A pair of Heelys along with your regular shoes. 0
...and they're clearly the most worn. 1
A few pairs of Heelys. 2
...and not all of them are yours; you have a family after all. 4
Trick question. You replaced your carpet with hardwood floors for one reason. 10

A local politician is on TV railing against the danger of Heelys. You:

Watch neutrally. 0
Turn the TV off, rant, rave, get pissed, etc. 1
Force yourself to watch it, because you intend to use his words against him in public. 3
...and succeed in making him lose the forthcoming election. 10
Casually turn your TV off. The next morning he is found dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull... 50

The local police have found a certain politician dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull. They:

Don't suspect you, because of the footwear. 0
Suspect you, because of the footwear. 1
...and the fact that you went to City Hall over this the other day. 3
...but you don't care, because prison's full of smooth floors and you figure you can rig a pair up. 10
Haven't the remotest clue because you personally converted half the town to heeling. 20
Don't even really investigate, because this guy was getting to be a pain in the ass after the success of the "Wheeled Footbeats" initiative you got started. 100

Weddings:

Come on, who'd wear these to a wedding? 0
You would, but with the plugs in. 1
You would, and without plugs. 3
Who are you kidding? You're heeling down the aisle. 10
...and so's your spouse. 15
...and the priest is wearing a pair, too. 20

Funerals:

Would you seriously wear these to a funeral?! 0
Yes, you would- but plugs in, naturally. 1
You would, wheels in. It's what he would have wanted. 3
You and five companions gracefully, somberly roll along as you carry the casket to its final destination. R. I. P. 20
...because the guy in the coffin did a half-flip. 25
It's your funeral, and you're being buried with them on. 30

Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 7 Location: Virginia Beach

I got 46

I'm gonna bump this one for another go.

Team Heelys - Northeast Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 1803

Slice? And you think I've got issues?

See, at least I recognize when you're trying to be funny.

Team Heelys - Northeast Joined: 15 Dec 2006 Posts: 1803

i got 110

Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 532 Location: Philly, PA

Insecure on your Heelys. -1
Decent on your Heelys. 5
About as good on as off your Heelys. 1
Slightly uncomfortable without wheels. 7
Crippled without them. Your feet autonomously go to the start-heeling pattern when you walk. 6
You'd sooner go outside without the rest of your clothes than your wheels. 4

You see a vast, crackless, concrete expanse in front of you. Your first impulse is to:

Walk or run. 0
Are you kidding? Heel! 11
Holy crap, a vast, crackless, concrete expanse?! You better remember this place. 12
...and tell everyone about it on heelychat.com.10
Buy it, and put ramps on it. 10

Telling your dog to heel is:

Something you do naturally. 0
Something you find difficult to say, as it's hard to comprehend how 'heel' could possibly mean 'stop'. 1
Something you've been trying to do for a while, but he still hasn't gotten the hang of it yet. 0
...he HAS gotten the hang of it. 0

A kid on his Heelys bumps into you at the supermarket. You say:

"Why are you wearing those in here?!" -3
"Careful, those things can be dangerous." 0
"Remember, slam your foot down to brake!" 1
"There you are. Did you get the stuff your mother asked you?" 3

At the skate park, you are:

Unknown. 3
Recognized by a few locals. 1
Known as "The Heelys dude". 5
Able to wow the locals, even though they're on boards and doing good tricks. 5
The owner- you made it for your own heeling, you just let the kids use it because you're nice. 2

Heel plugs are:

What you usually have in your Heelys. 0
Something you use when appropriate. 0
A necessary evil, but you grimace every time- it beats another pair of shoes though. 1
So personally abhorrent that you'll just use another pair of shoes when you absolutely can't roll. 0
What you put in your Heelys when you're not wearing them, to keep dust and bugs out. 3
A scorched mass of rubber on your driveway after you ritually incinerated them. (And when are you not wearing your Heelys?) 3

On your carpet sits:

A pair of Heelys along with your regular shoes. 4
...and they're clearly the most worn. 10
A few pairs of Heelys. 2
...and not all of them are yours; you have a family after all. 0
Trick question. You replaced your carpet with hardwood floors for one reason. 10

A local politician is on TV railing against the danger of Heelys. You:

Watch neutrally. 5
Turn the TV off, rant, rave, get pissed, etc. 5
Force yourself to watch it, because you intend to use his words against him in public. 3
...and succeed in making him lose the forthcoming election. 10
Casually turn your TV off. The next morning he is found dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull... 5

The local police have found a certain politician dead in his bed with telltale semicircular indentations in his skull. They:

Don't suspect you, because of the footwear. 0
Suspect you, because of the footwear. 0
...and the fact that you went to City Hall over this the other day. 1
...but you don't care, because prison's full of smooth floors and you figure you can rig a pair up. 10
Haven't the remotest clue because you personally converted half the town to heeling. 15
Don't even really investigate, because this guy was getting to be a pain in the ass after the success of the "Wheeled Footbeats" initiative you got started. 10

Weddings:

Come on, who'd wear these to a wedding? 2
You would, but with the plugs in. 1
You would, and without plugs. 3
Who are you kidding? You're heeling down the aisle. 10
...and so's your spouse. 20
...and the priest is wearing a pair, too. 25

Funerals:

Would you seriously wear these to a funeral?! 0
Yes, you would- but plugs in, naturally. 1
You would, wheels in. It's what he would have wanted. 8
You and five companions gracefully, somberly roll along as you carry the casket to its final destination. R. I. P. 0
...because the guy in the coffin did a half-flip. 10
It's your funeral, and you're being buried with them on. 50

i got 298!(i think!)