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seth1230
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:25 am  Reply with quote
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I was looking through the web and found a petition a kid made to help him get heelys allowed in his school.

Jeff Sherman was number 72.

Jeff Sherman realized Heelys make kids smarter.

"This is outrageous. A billion red Chinese students are allowed to wear heelys, getting to class quicker and therefor learning smarter. If you love America, and want our future students to have a country where they have been educated to the fullest, you will allow your students to wear heelys. Besides the patriotic reasons, we at NASA have done countless speed/efficiency/safety correlation studies and have found that Heelys outperform penny loafers, sneakers and Gator's by margins of up to 18%. Faster hallway speeds equal more learning, and according to our statistics, the only kids getting in hallway heely accidents are the not very bright ones that will not contribute to class or America's future anyhow. LET YOUR STUDENTS WEAR HEELYS!"


Win-sauce.

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EmmaHeelz
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:45 pm  Reply with quote
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BAHAHAHHA! that made my day Smile

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wondercheese
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:52 am  Reply with quote



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that's so getting posted in my office! Thanks!

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merlyn_DHC
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:27 am  Reply with quote
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I resemble that !!

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Ashley-Rae
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:16 pm  Reply with quote



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AMEN to that! I'd be rippin up the hall ways to get to class, lol!
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