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< General ~ Why Chinese students are smarter then Americans. |
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Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:25 am
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Heelys Encyclopedia
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
Posts: 2974
Location: Representing SouthEast
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I was looking through the web and found a petition a kid made to help him get heelys allowed in his school.
Jeff Sherman was number 72.
Jeff Sherman realized Heelys make kids smarter.
"This is outrageous. A billion red Chinese students are allowed to wear heelys, getting to class quicker and therefor learning smarter. If you love America, and want our future students to have a country where they have been educated to the fullest, you will allow your students to wear heelys. Besides the patriotic reasons, we at NASA have done countless speed/efficiency/safety correlation studies and have found that Heelys outperform penny loafers, sneakers and Gator's by margins of up to 18%. Faster hallway speeds equal more learning, and according to our statistics, the only kids getting in hallway heely accidents are the not very bright ones that will not contribute to class or America's future anyhow. LET YOUR STUDENTS WEAR HEELYS!"
Win-sauce. |
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H4L&&&&BiGMaC BE MAH BFFLEZ |
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Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:45 pm
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Heelys Brand Rep
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
Posts: 865
Location: Ohio
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BAHAHAHHA! that made my day |
_________________ (Formerly EmmaHeelz)
2-2-07/Razzles)(4-13-07/Evolutions)(10-9-07/Clutches)
PEAR MEMBER: Pickle, Emily, Arly, Rawn-Tawn. REPRESENT!
i gots me .43723e=mc238034 ghetto points |
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:52 am
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Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Posts: 291
Location: Washington, USA
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that's so getting posted in my office! Thanks! |
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Thu 21:53] wondercheese: we weren't trying to cause damage, and we DID pay for the broken lotion! |
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:27 am
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Team Heelys - Northeast
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 1803
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I resemble that !! |
_________________ [Wed 7:53] Slicer: *looks at Merlyn's finger frenzy score*
[Wed 7:53] Slicer: *face screws up in a combination of amazement and a sort of horror*
[Fri 12:06] IVI4V3R1CK: hey Merlyn, if you don't mind me asking, whys your name yellow?
[Fri 12:07] merlyn_DHC: Because I'm Chinese
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: (isn't that obvious) ?
[Fri 12:08] IVI4V3R1CK: o.o... thats kinda wrong
[Fri 12:08] merlyn_DHC: HAHAHA
David: Hey RU there ?
H33LYcRaZeD: yeah
David: How things ?
H33LYcRaZeD: thongs arte good
Big Mac: to go to camp quality to give lessons and give away hoes |
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:16 pm
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Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 24
Location: Jamaica
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AMEN to that! I'd be rippin up the hall ways to get to class, lol! |
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