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Slicer
PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:39 am  Reply with quote
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CAPE CANAVERAL, FL--

Texas-based Heelys, Inc., along with skateboard equipment providers Vans and Consolidated Skateboards, is spearheading a new initiative to build an unearthly skatepark in a very out-of-the-way-place: the Moon.

The plans call for a 20,000 square foot skate park featuring ramps, loops, and an entirely closed-in circular bowl to be built alongside hotels, a miniature water park, and other facilities. The price of this excursion is not likely to be cheap, but all three companies have stated that a number of their sponsored skaters will be given free passes to the lunar resort.

"The commercialization of space was at some point, inevitable, but I don't think any of us were expecting it to turn out this way.", NASA spokesman George Diller stated. "Since low gravity is one of the few things you can't get here on Earth, I think, in retrospect, we should have seen it coming." The Moon has a surface gravity one-sixth that of Earth.

The manufacturing equipment is so large that an entirely new model of shuttle was created to carry it. These Supertanker shuttles are designed to haul twenty tons, and safety concerns were addressed when Elan-Polo executives, makers of Heelys competitor Spinners, flew in them as part of a recent settlement agreement. "We would have used monkeys, but the animal-rights groups would have complained", Heelys CEO Ralph Parks explained.

The project is slated for completion in early April 2010.

Senior NASA officials could not be reached for comment.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:54 am  Reply with quote
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Oh MAN!! I can't wait to try it!

Air 900's are going to be so easy!!

MDHZ

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:20 am  Reply with quote
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That sounds like crazy fun! Great place to practice and skate, and then when your all sweaty and hot you can hang at a water park! haha amazing!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:06 am  Reply with quote



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Aww man, I'll never have enough for the flight out there. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:56 pm  Reply with quote
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dduuddee,
thats gonna be sicckkk!

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Omg! Imagine how air you can get! That's going to be aammaazziinngg Very Happy
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That skatepark will be totally out of this world.

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HOLY COW I WANT TO GO THERE SO BAD!

This idea is so sickk!

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And when we're done skating on the Moon, we can then visit the Virgil Civilization on Mars ^_^ I love two days before the day after tomorrow

Anyways, if you don't know what I am talking about

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I'm not sure how many of you actually believed something from the Affooliated Press.

Anti-props to the clowns on this thread who tried to give it away.

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Slicer wrote:
I'm not sure how many of you actually believed something from the Affooliated Press.

Anti-props to the clowns on this thread who tried to give it away.


haha, that'd be an emma.... XD.

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EmmaHeelz wrote:
Slicer wrote:
I'm not sure how many of you actually believed something from the Affooliated Press.

Anti-props to the clowns on this thread who tried to give it away.


haha, that'd be an emma.... XD.


and everyone else who slicer deleted their post.

as the comic book guy would say:

worst april fools joke ever.

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i knew on march 31st
i so speshel Very Happy

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Katielh2: cum is short for come lol
drummer: I'M HORNY
XxHeelyZxX: lol dont feel bad its normal xD
seth1230: I AM HORNY TOO GUYS!
Hailey H.: are you acting gay?
AJ roth: NO!
Hailey H.: .. oh .. so your not acting?
GH: a plato is a larger peice of flat land that is elevated above the rest of the land
HeelysBabe: haha. It does have vert. My jeans make my butt look weird.
H33LYcRaZeD: I feel so lubed
HeelysBabe: Im selling my body
shifter1254: i read *incest whistle*
Big Mac: testy
JDH: i hate this rash! so itchy!
Slicer: use a condom next time
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